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The skunk
Category Animals, Length Long, Insertdate 2004-02-04 2:47 PM
A bloke and his wife are in the business of smuggling rare animals out of exotic locations, to star in zoos and circuses.

One day, they are attempting to get a rare Patagonian skunk and an Amazonian python out of South America. The animals are boxed up in the back of their plane and ready to go. But there is a crackdown by the authorities. Just before they are to take-off, an official instructs them to taxi their plane over for a surprise inspection.

The husband thinks fast. He gets the snake out of the box and ties it round his waist like a belt, then instructs his wife:

"Get that skunk out of it´s box and stick it down your pants"
His wife looks shocked and replies, aghast:
"But what about the smell"?
The husband shrugs:
"This is an emergency, if it dies, it dies".
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