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Mother´s Nightmare
Category Children, Length Long, Insertdate 2004-05-07 9:32 AM
A mother enters her daughter´s bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret & sorrow that I´m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all his piercings & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
But it´s not only that mom, I´m pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that´s one of
my dreams.
I´ve learned that marijuana doesn´t hurt anyone & we´ll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we´ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don´t worry Mom, I´m 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I´ll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, it´s not true. I´m at the neighbour´s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school´s report card that´s in my desk drawer...I love you!
 
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